The Lady of the Manor

The Lady of the Manor was dressing for the Ball,
When She saw the Village cripple tossing off up against the wall.

Chorus:

With His rare old kidney wiper and his balls the size of three
and a yard and a half of foreskin
hanging down below his knee.

So She wrote to him a letter, a letter she did write,
saying "I'd rather be had by you sir than my husband any night"
With your rare old kidney wiper and your balls the size of three
and a yard and a half of foreskin
hanging down below his knee.

So he mounted his white charger, the finest in the land
and he rode up to the manor with his penis in his hand

Chorus

Now he rode up to the manor, he rode up to the hall,
when "God blimey" cried the Butler he's come to fuck us all

Chorus

Well he fucked them in the bedrooms and he fucked them in the hall,
and he even fucked the pictures that were hanging up against the wall

Chorus

Now some say he went to heaven, some say he went to hell,
some say he fucked the devil and the devils wife as well

Chorus

Yipeeeeiyyyaaaaa yipeeeeiyyyooooo
foreskins in the sky.

From: fatty

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